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The 9 Lives of
Ozzy Osbourne
Life #1: Poverty and Prison
NEWEST GREETINGS:
Happy St. Patrick's Day: You talk of times of peace for all and then prepare for war.
Happy Birthday: This Land is Your Land
Happy Birthday: Are you painting the town while I just sit around?
What are you doing to End Poverty? My love is vengeance, and that's never free!
Get YOUR booty on the floor tonight. Make My Day.
EVERYDAY GREETINGS
Babyshitter: Why Johnny Can't Read?
Black Box Warning: You'll do time if you can't pay the fine.
Epitaph: You know, you really blew it.
Happy Birthday: What is it like caught in a mosh?
Happy Birthday: Scream away my mental health!
They say it's your birthday: Imma tie one on tonight.
They say it's your birthday: Christmas is coming can we afford it?
Happy Valentine's Day: Let me teach you how to eat.
Lip Service: I don't care if it hurts you.
Personal Mission: When you finish, choke it because I want to smoke it.
Undermined: What a long, strange trip it's been.
User Guide: One thing about good music, when it hits you feel no pain.
WifeBeater: She don't care if I'm married or single -- she makes me tingle.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO END POVERTY IN AMERICA TODAY?
Girl wobble it and imma gobble it.
Steel your face? Write off your head?
We got the key to the streets.
He piqued in high school--and still likes only himself.
Before I have to hit him I hope he has the sense to run.
Steal your face right off your Head.
When I knock on your door will you be ready for war?
Standing by the roadside, holding on for dear life.
Why should I care? After all he's mastered the stoop.
I got some bitches in the livin room
getting it on 'n' they ain't leaving 'til 6 in the mawnin'.
I'm just glad I have somewhere to go.
I wish I didn't like it so much.
Feeding Fear. Assaulting Calm.
Here I sit broken-hearted--had to shit but only farted.
Pull-up, if you wanna buy a half it's all there
Put-em in a field and let 'em fight it out.
I be straight to the whip, no baggage claim.
No reparations. . .make preparations.
He don't even care if I'm married or single! He makes me tingle.
Give 'em the gift of desperation?
Your daughter's tied up in a Brooklyn basement.
I'm 'bout to take my key and stick it in the ignition.
Think of London. Think of London.
We're coming to your town -- we'll help you party down.
Tell the Judge I'm a nice nigga? Good nigga?
I got the drink in me goin' back to back.
WILL EMPLOYERS PAY A LIVABLE WAGE FOR ALL EARNED INCOME & RETIREES?
If You'll be my dixie chicken I'll be Your tennessee lamb.
Whatever Lola wants Lola gets.
Put 'em in a field and let 'em fight it out.
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
I'm so hot for her and she's so cold.
How does it feel to be on your own?
How does it feel to be on your own?
Mother's Lil Helper gets her through her busy day!
You'll get some leg tonight for sure.
You ain't living until you're lovin.
Thanks for the time that you've given me.
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY
What did I do to be so black and blue?
You pick me up when I'm feeling blue.
You will surely meet some of us as we trudge the road of happy destiny.
You know my name -- look up the number.
You took a load off fanny and put the load right on me.
Tell him my brothers all gone mad.
Your ho says I'm her favorite nigger.
OH HAPPY DAY!
What are you doing to End Poverty today? If you get confused just listen to the music play.
VALENTINE DAY CARDS
Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 64? That's what love will do for you.
I spent the weekend getting even with you. No-dick niggas like you ain't *.
All I want is your photograph. She'll take the hot right outta your *.
Unchain my heart. He took the zing right outta my thing.
Can I find some comfort here? Memoirs of a Geisha
If she won't do it then her sister will. I will fight for you.
I'm still loving you. I only have eyes for you.
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone. We've come dangerously close to collapse of the whole system.
This is the chic part of the show. Tonight it's bottoms up.
WINTER HOLIDAY CARDS
Merry Christmas!!!!: It's the most wonderful time of the year. (I mean it!)
Happy Holidays! Remember to Breathe.
Happy Holidays! The King is Gone but He's Not Forgotten.
Happy Holidays! Give us your 2 cents worth.
It's the Holiday Season! I want this to mean something.
It's the Holiday Season! Give me something to break.
It's the Holiday Season! We cannot do it alone.
(No one could lose that much Blood and still Live.)
It's the Holiday Season! Let me stand next to your fire.
It's the Holiday Season! Smoke 2 joints in the morning.
It's the Holiday Season! Her "Lifetime Goal" is to be on t.v.
It's the Holiday Season! Waiting for a miracle?
It's the Holiday Season! Imma need an extra for the 2.
Happy Holidays! Remember to breathe.
They say it's your birthday: Christmas is coming can we afford it?
Happy Holidays: Milking the Turkey?
Happy Holidays: Give 'em the bird!
Happy Holidays: Show us your big 10-inch.
Happy Holidays: Country folks will survive.
Happy Holidays: I'm the ploughman in the valley with a face full of mud.