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NEWEST FREE CARD (with hotlinks)
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WILL EARTH PAY A LIVABLE WAGE FOR ALL WORKERS, THE DISABLED, AND RETIREES (ALL EARNED INCOME)
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WILL EMPLOYEES HAVE TO UNPLUG EARTH SO ALL UN-EARNED INCOME & FALSE PROFIT (INCLUDING THEIR OWN) DISAPPEARS?
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If You'll be my dixie chicken I'll be Your tennessee lamb.
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Whatever Lola wants Lola gets.
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Put 'em in a field and let 'em fight it out.
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Congratulations Graduate!!!
What are you going to do to End Poverty in your Hometown?
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Pave Paradise to put up a parking lot? Leave no stone unturned!
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You can stab & shoot & spit but they won't be fixing **it. Team America: World Police
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He gave me back my smile but he kept my camera to sell. All fries on me!
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Steel your face--write off your head? You gotta look sharp.
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Approach the bench? Speedy Justice For You!
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On a blanket with my baby is where I'll be! Not everyone has the benefit of 2 tables.
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Slop til you drop? I'd rather "wear my feelings on my sleeves" than on my thighs. (NOTE: She started it. . .over and over again. . .and I watched her do it.)
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EVERYDAY GREETINGS
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Babyshitter: Why Johnny Can't Read?
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Black Box Warning: You'll do time if you can't pay the fine.
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Epitaph: You know, you really blew it.
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Happy Birthday: What is it like caught in a mosh?
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Happy Birthday: Scream away my mental health!
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Happy Birthday: Imma tie one on tonight.
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Happy Birthday: Christmas is coming can we afford it?
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Happy Birthday: This Land is Your Land
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Happy Birthday: Are you painting the town while I just sit around?
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Happy Birthday: My love is vengeance, and that's never free!
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Happy Birthday: Get YOUR booty on the floor tonight. Make My Day.
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Happy St. Patrick's Day: You talk of times of peace for all and then prepare for war.
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Happy Valentine's Day: Let me teach you how to eat.
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Lip Service: I don't care if it hurts you.
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Personal Mission: When you finish, choke it because I want to smoke it.
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Undermined: What a long, strange trip it's been.
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User Guide: One thing about good music, when it hits you feel no pain.
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WifeBeater: She don't care if I'm married or single -- she makes me tingle.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO END POVERTY IN AMERICA TODAY?
Girl wobble it and imma gobble it.
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Steel your face? Write off your head?
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We got the key to the streets.
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He piqued in high school--and still likes only himself.
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Before I have to hit him I hope he has the sense to run.
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Steal your face right off your Head.
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When I knock on your door will you be ready for war?
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Standing by the roadside, holding on for dear life.
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Why should I care? After all he's mastered the stoop.
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I got some bitches in the livin room
getting it on 'n' they ain't leaving 'til 6 in the mawnin'.
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I'm just glad I have somewhere to go.
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I wish I didn't like it so much.
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Feeding Fear. Assaulting Calm.
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Here I sit broken-hearted--had to shit but only farted.
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Pull-up, if you wanna buy a half it's all there
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Put-em in a field and let 'em fight it out.
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I be straight to the whip, no baggage claim.
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No reparations. . .make preparations.
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He don't even care if I'm married or single! He makes me tingle.
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Give 'em the gift of desperation?
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Your daughter's tied up in a Brooklyn basement.
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I'm 'bout to take my key and stick it in the ignition.
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Think of London. Think of London.
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We're coming to your town -- we'll help you party down.
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Tell the Judge I'm a nice nigga? Good nigga?
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I got the drink in me goin' back to back.
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My love is vengeance, and that's never free!
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Get YOUR booty on the floor tonight. Make My Day.
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WILL EMPLOYERS PAY A LIVABLE WAGE FOR ALL EARNED INCOME & RETIREES?
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If You'll be my dixie chicken I'll be Your tennessee lamb.
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Whatever Lola wants Lola gets.
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Put 'em in a field and let 'em fight it out.
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VALENTINE DAY CARDS
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Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 64? That's what love'll do for you.
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I spent the weekend getting even with you. No-dick niggas like you ain't *.
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All I want is your photograph. She'll take the hot right outta your *.
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Unchain my heart. He took the zing right outta my thing.
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Can I find some comfort here? Memoirs of a Geisha
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If she won't do it then her sister will. I will fight for you.
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I'm still loving you. I only have eyes for you.
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Ain't no sunshine when she's gone. We've come dangerously close to collapse of the whole system.
This is the chic part of the show. Tonight it's bottoms up.
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WINTER HOLIDAY CARDS
Merry Christmas!!!!: It's the most wonderful time of the year. (I mean it!)
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Happy Holidays! Remember to Breathe.
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Happy Holidays! The King is Gone but He's Not Forgotten.
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Happy Holidays! Give us your 2 cents worth.
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It's the Holiday Season! I want this to mean something.
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It's the Holiday Season! Give me something to break.
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It's the Holiday Season! We cannot do it alone.
(No one could lose that much Blood and still Live.)
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It's the Holiday Season! Let me stand next to your fire.
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It's the Holiday Season! Smoke 2 joints in the morning.
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It's the Holiday Season! Her "Lifetime Goal" is to be on t.v.
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It's the Holiday Season! Waiting for a miracle?
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It's the Holiday Season! Imma need an extra for the 2.
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Happy Holidays! Remember to breathe.
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They say it's your birthday: Christmas is coming can we afford it?
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Happy Holidays: Milking the Turkey?
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Happy Holidays: Give 'em the bird!
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Happy Holidays: Show us your big 10-inch.
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Happy Holidays: Country folks will survive.
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Happy Holidays: I'm the ploughman in the valley with a face full of mud.
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HAPPY FATHER'S DAY
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What did I do to be so black and blue?
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You pick me up when I'm feeling blue.
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You will surely meet some of us as we trudge the road of happy destiny.
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You know my name -- look up the number.
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You took a load off fanny and put the load right on me.
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Tell him my brothers all gone mad.
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Your ho says I'm her favorite nigger.
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HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
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I'm so hot for her and she's so cold.
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How does it feel to be on your own?
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How does it feel to be on your own?
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Mother's Lil Helper gets her through her busy day!
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You'll get some leg tonight for sure.
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You ain't living until you're lovin.
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Thanks for the time that you've given me.
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OH HAPPY DAY!
What are you doing to End Poverty today? If you get confused just listen to the music play.
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The 9 Lives of
Ozzy Osbourne
Life #1: Poverty and Prison
