THE PhDs OPINION: Death to America! Is everyone in?

Updated: Jul 9

Submitted to The Wild Life Prevention and Recovery Center, Station #1, Lake Murray, South Carolina, USA.

Photography of a Photograph: The Water is Wide, by Pat Conroy

Dear Spook W.

We want our generation to be remembered for Truth-tellilng, admitting when we were wrong--if not promptly--and making amends for it, or at least trying.


Well, some call me a traitor for it, so I'm letting you say it for me.

I got Some Fresh Game to bring to the table tonight.

Don't hate the player, hate the game: When it comes to The Pledge of Allegiance--the curtain "with."

As in "One Nation, Under God, Indivisible, With. . . . . ."


Curtain falls.

There is no such things as ". . . .Liberty and Justice for All" in America as yet and never has been.

Stop lying to yourself.

We can do better than this, America.

I'm such a patriot that I still believe we can.

See, for example:

NOW: "McDonald's raised her pay to $11 per hour this year!!!"



To Black Rage I say, "I deserve your fury."

Old School Team America--"World Police"--is worse than my nagging wife.

Literally, all she does is point out everybody else's mistakes while stuffing her face and beefing up for Armageddon.

I'm about to get sick!

If she won't work out the least she could do is get a boob job.

If I could rest assured she wouldn't retaliate by disrobing, I'd say, "Send it off in a letter to yourself and, for God's sake, please step AWAY from the concrete, cupcakes and chips--we don't need any more storage space!"

I'm old, retired, rich, White, and male, but even I know now that:

(A) Sugar is a drug;

(B) Concrete kills trees; and

(C) Poverty causes Crime. (see Unbroken Chain)

If every Darkey, Burger Flipper, Janitor, and Teacher was paid properly (Head, Housewife, and 1 Child) we'd be doing Law & Order a favor, not to mention the kids.

But, as it stands, America, your reign falls like crazy fingers.

What are you thoughts?

Waiting for A Miracle


Dear Waiting for A Miracle,

If you get confused, just listen to the music play.

You are preaching to the choir.

I would add only this:

(A) America should not be spending 60 cents of every $1 American Tax Dollar on the Military Industrial Complex instead of Education;

(B) All any country or alliance has to do to get rid of America is SHOOT FIRST; because America will eventually go bankrupt as we pursue and retaliate and "help"; and

(C) Crime causes Poverty, too.

In the immortal words of Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young, I've got an answer--We've got to get ourselves back to the garden. I'm glad you can afford to.

Yours Truly,

Spook W.

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