THE PhDs OPINION: "Drugs are like IcyHot on your 'nads -- I suggest you try that first."

"Just do it."

Photography by Spook Waters of Photography in Vanity Fair.

Inspired by a friend's upcoming birthday, please see new, free cards available at HaveYouSeenMyCard?https://www.gnarcans.com/cv-1 and below:

I got the power.

Whatever Lola wants Lola gets.

Keep on pushing.

She'll make you flip.

I wanna be sedated.

Steel you face? Write off your head?

Girl wobble it and imma gobble it.

If you get confused, just listen to the music play,

SSteel your face? Wri

te off your head?