THE PhD's OPINION: "Help! My fiance' and I have no common interests other than sex."

Updated: Jun 30


Photography of The Met Gala 2022 on Vogue by Spook Lifesaver P.F.D. Waters. "Dat way."


Submitted to The Wild Life Prevention and Recovery Centers, Station #1 Lake Murray, South Carolina, USA. "An Ounce of Prevention is Worth a # of Cure." (Read while snuggling.)


Dear Spook W.,


My fiance' and I have no common interests other than oral sex and my parents -- who think he's the bees knees because he does not drink.


Help!

Let's-Call-The-Whole-Thing-Off

Station #3 (Perth Australia)


*****


Dear Let's,


You can help me even more than I can help you -- by using birth control instead of orgasm.


The world does not need any more kids having kids. Note to yourself: Even if you don't have kids with your fiance', you'll be wearing an apron for the rest of your life and won't have any energy left for the stilettos -- so you won't even have what you started for in the first place. Tell your fiance' to stop mowing and start growing. Or. . . say "yes" to the dress. The choice is yours since he's too weak to make one.

Happy Mother's Day

Spook W. and Dr. P.


P.S. HaveYouSeenMyCard?



Photography of The Met Gala 2022 on Vogue by Spook Lifesaver P.F.D. Waters. "Speak now."

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