THE PhDs OPINION: "Is it worse to force women to wear a burqa or makeup?"

Updated: Jul 9

Dear Spook W.,

Which is more oppressive?

___(A) The Islamic tradition of asking women to cover their face, hair and Bodies--so they do not turn men on?


___(B) The Christian tradition of making women wear makeup, color their hair, and get fake Breasts-- so they do? (Turn men on.)

The Old Grey "Whistle Test"


Dear "Test,"

Whistle through your teeth and spit!

Check (B).

Especially if your "man" has profferred, "I'll buy you a Boob Job."

Or if you are that man.

If I've heard that once, I've heard it a thousand times from hundreds of "men."

God don't make no junk other than that mouth of his.

The good news is, you get what you pay for.

Just search the internets for "I got 2 perfect tits--and nothing else."

It'll make a Baptist burn his Bible.

In the meantimes, "You can move your fine Chinese if you need it to move."

Whatever that means.

I love myself!

Borrowing from Waylon Jennings:

"I'm a good ol' Boy.

You know my mama loves me.

But she don't understand,

That they keep showing my hands

And not my face on 'T.V.'"

Yours Truly,

Spook W. (aka The Elephant in The Room)

From: The Blue Mountain Centter of Meditation!!! (I, Spook, love Eknath Easwaran)

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