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Imma tie one on tonight.

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NEWEST FREE CARD: They say it's your birthday -- Imma tie one on tonight. EVERYDAY GREETINGSBabyshitter: Why Johnny Can't Read?Black Box Warning: You'll do time if you can't pay the fine.Epitaph: You know, you really blew it.Happy Birthday: What is it like caught in a mosh? ​ Happy Birthday: Scream away my mental health!Happy Valentine's Day: Let me teach you how to eat.Lip Service: I don't care if it hurts you.Personal Mission: When you finish, choke it because I want to smoke it.Undermined: What a long, strange trip it's been.User Guide: One thing about good music, when it hits you feel no pain.WifeBeater: She don't care if I'm married or single -- she makes me tingle. ​ ​ ​ WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO END POVERTY IN AMERICA TODAY?Girl wobble it and imma gobble it.She'll make you flip.I wanna be sedated.Keep on pushing.Steel your face? Write off your head?All fries on me!Picture me Graping.Take this job and shove it.We got the key to the streets.He piqued in high school--and still likes only himself.Before I have to hit him I hope he has the sense to run. Only keep the fam around me.Steal your face right off your Head.Living on the Edge.When I knock on your door will you be ready for war?Standing by the roadside, holding on for dear life.Why should I care? After all he's mastered the stoop.I got some bitches in the livin room getting it on 'n' they ain't leaving 'til 6 in the mawnin'.I'm just glad I have somewhere to go.I wish I didn't like it so much.Feeding Fear. Assaulting Calm.Atlas Shrugged.Here I sit broken-hearted--had to shit but only farted.Pull-up, if you wanna buy a half it's all therePut-em in a field and let 'em fight it out.I be straight to the whip, no baggage claim.No reparations. . .make preparations.He don't even care if I'm married or single! He makes me tingle.Give 'em the gift of desperation?Your daughter's tied up in a Brooklyn basement.I'm fresh up out my coma!Give 'em the bird?I'm 'bout to take my key and stick it in the ignition.Think of London. Think of London.Play "Smear the Queer?"We're coming to your town -- we'll help you party down. Tell the Judge I'm a nice nigga? Good nigga? Squeal Like a Pig?I got the drink in me goin' back to back. ​ ​ ​ ​ WILL EMPLOYERS PAY A LIVABLE WAGE FOR ALL EARNED INCOME, OR WILL EMPLOYEES HAVE TO UNPLUG THE PLANET SO ALL UN-EARNED INCOME (The False Profit) DISAPPEARS?If You'll be my dixie chicken I'll be Your tennessee lamb.I got the power.Whatever Lola wants Lola gets.Put 'em in a field and let 'em fight it out.Jesus is Waiting.Fight the PowerFight the Power ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ HAPPY MOTHER'S DAYYou know, you really blew it. I must've got lost. I'm so hot for her and she's so cold. How does it feel to be on your own? How does it feel to be on your own? Mother's Lil Helper gets her through her busy day! You'll get some leg tonight for sure. You ain't living until you're lovin. Thanks for the time that you've given me. HAPPY FATHER'S DAY HAPPY FATHER'S DAYWhat did I do to be so black and blue?You know, you really blew it. You pick me up when I'm feeling blue. ​ You will surely meet some of us as we trudge the road of happy destiny.You know my name -- look up the number. You took a load off fanny and put the load right on me. I ain't no fortunate Son. Where'd I lose you? Same Time Next Year Tell him my brothers all gone mad. The struggle continues. Welcome to my house. Your ho says I'm her favorite nigger.

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