TOOL: Since you can't get a word in anyway, keep your mouth shut while gloating.

"I'd rather be happy than right, but much to your chagrin I am both." - Note-to-Self

gloating [ˈɡlōdiNG] ADJECTIVE - dwelling on one's own success. "I am gloating because I don't need a weapon, I am one."

"We started this as kids. . .if you get confused just let the music play."