UPDATE: “That redneck will do for a night—time to take out The Trash.”
Updated: Jul 9, 2022
Submitted to The Wild Life Prevention and Rescue Centers, Station #2, Spartanburg SC USA.
Dear Spook W.
Hindsight is 20/20. She was testing me, not vice versa, and I failed. Miserably.
I’m not a gentleman after all. nor is my fancy wife. It IS who you want to die with that counts.
Sincerely,
The Big Year
“Now you tell me who won.”
- Tupac Shakur
